New type specimen of the silly-season story

[fivemack]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2145060,00.html

'Goat keeper in New Zealand, who sleeps in the back of a car with his pet possum, turns out not to be missing peer Lord Lucan'

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[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

"I'm not Lord Lucan," said Mr Woodgate. "And neither's my wife." :)

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

'Mr Woodgate also pointed out he was five inches shorter than Lord Lucan'