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This is a computer I built on Friday, using a new shiny Intel i7-14700 processor, and the heat-sink and fan that came in the box; it's running a fresh install of Ubuntu 22.04.

The load on it is absolutely constant - eight threads of heavy-duty number crunching running on one hyperthread each of the eight P-cores, with the outer loop executing every two milliseconds or so.

But the speed regulator is, at least according to the apocryphal Einstein quote, insane. Every time the core temperature drops below 80 centigrade it tries speeding up the cores; this rapidly makes the temperature soar, after two seconds it starts ramping down the speed until after fifteen seconds it's back where it started but the core temperature is at 90 centigrade. The core then cools over about forty seconds, at which point the regulator tries pumping up the speed again.


A very periodic speed chart

An equally periodic temperature chart
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http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~twomack/visualise-spherebox.html

(needs Javascript and a browser new enough to speak WebGL)

It should look a bit like this, but moving



I am guessing that a set of metal or plastic spheres with ±0.05mm diameter tolerances on the diameters is not something that can be manufactured at reasonable price, though Google has swiftly pointed me at the Precision Plastic Ball Company of 70 Main Street, Addingham, West Yorkshire
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This is one of those things which I suspect in the medium future could be done by a language model; I got the list of moons of Jupiter from Wikipedia, looked up each name in Wikipedia and wrote a sentence about who the person was with particular reference to their connection to Zeus.

I asked ChatGPT to turn my tab-separated file into a table; it produced me some HTML which was heavy on the CSS to describe the precise shape of the table, then converted the first three lines and said '<!-- Add more rows as needed -->', so I did the conversion in Excel instead.

The first couple of dozen were fairly straightforward; the next two dozen indicated that a lot of authors had a list of Muses which was neither the three Boetoian Muses of tune, ceremony and memory, or the nine Calliope Clio Euterpe Thalia Melpomene Terpsichore Erato Polyhymnia Urania whose statues you would anticipate to appear on any number of neoclassical academic buildings.



















































IIoLover of Zeus (who transformed her into a cow and was then forced to hand over the cow to Hera)
IIEuropaLover of Zeus (who transformed her into a cow), mother of King Minos
IIIGanymedeHandsome boy transported to heaven on Zeus transformed to an eagle to serve as a cupbearer
IVCallistoLover of Zeus (who seduced her by adopting the shape of Artemis), mother of Arcas, transformed into a bear by Hera
VAmaltheaFoster-mother of Zeus
VIHimaliaLover of Zeus, mother of Spartaeus, Kronios and Kytos
VIIElaraLover of Zeus, mother of Tityos
VIIIPasiphaeNothing to do with Zeus (mother of the Minotaur, daughter of Helios; doublet of Europa)
IXSinopeNon-lover of Zeus (abducted, Zeus ‘swore to fuifil her dearest wish’, her dearest wish was to remain a virgin)
XLysitheaLover of Zeus, daughter of Oceanus
XICarmeLover of Zeus, mother of Britomartis
XIIAnankeLover of Zeus, mother of the Fates
XIIILedaLover of Zeus (notoriously ‘in the form of a swan’)
XIVThebeNymph (unclear whether the daughter of Megacleite or Iodame by Zeus)
XVAdrasteaDaughter of Zeus by Ananke
XVIMetisFirst wife of Zeus
XVIICalirrhoeLover of Zeus, daughter of Achelous
XVIIIThemistoLover of Zeus, daughter of Inachus
XIXMegacliteLover of Zeus, mother of Thebe and Locrus
XXTaygeteLover of Zeus, mother of Lacedaemon
XXIChaldeneLover of Zeus, mother of Solymos
XXIIHarpalykeLover of Zeus in some sources, more notably the subject of incest by her father the king of Arcadia
XXIIIKalykeLover of Zeus, mother of either Endymion or Aethlius
XXIVIocasteVariant of Jocasta mother of Oedipus, nothing to do with Zeus
XXVErinomeLover of Zeus, pushed his way by Venus as a punishment
XXVIIsonoeLover of Zeus; a Danaiid
XXVIIPraxidikeAn epithet of Persephone daughter of Zeus
XXVIIIAutonoeLover of Zeus; mother of the Charites
XXIXThyoneLover of Zeus; mother of Dionysus; aka Semele
XXXHermippeDaughter-in-law of Zeus (wife of son of Isonoe)
XXXIAitneLover of Zeus; personification of Mount Etna; mother of the twin Sicilian gods of geysers
XXXIIEurydomeLover of Zeus; mother of the Graces according to some authors
XXXIIIEuantheLover of Zeus; mother of the Graces according to some other authors
XXXIVEuporieDaughter of Zeus; a Hora; goddess of abundance
XXXVOrthosieDaughter of Zeus; a Hora; goddess of prosperity
XXXVISpondeDaughter of Zeus; a Hora; presides over the seventh hour
XXXVIIKaleDaughter of Zeus by Autonoe; some authors have her as wife of Hephaestus
XXXVIIIPasitheeDaughter of Zeus by Autonoe; wife of Hypnos, presides over hallucinations
XXXIXHegemoneDaughter of Zeus; a Grace
XLMnemeDaughter of Zeus; one of the Three Original Boeotian Muses
XLIAoedeDaughter of Zeus; another of the Three Original Boeotian Muses
XLIIThelxinoeDaughter of Zeus; fourth of the Three Original Muses in some sources
XLIIIArcheDaughter of Zeus; fourth of the Three Original Muses in other sources
XLIVKallichoreDaughter of Zeus; a Nymph, sometimes considered a Muse
XLVHelikeNurse of Zeus during his infancy on Crete
XLVICarpoDaughter of Zeus; a Hora; in charge of autumn, ripening and harvesting
XLVIIEukeladeDaughter of Zeus; John Tzetzes in 12th-century Byzantium stated that an unnamed Greek writer considered her a Muse
XLVIIICylleneDaughter of Zeus; a Naiad
XLIXKoreAlternative name for Persephone (means ‘daughter’, ie of Demeter)
LHerseDaughter of Zeus and Selene; responsible for dew
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I have spent a few hours over the last two days trying to remove SearchBaron malware from Kirsten's Mac.

The final step, and one that I had to figure out rather than following Web tutorials, was to note that SearchBaron contrives, for each page you visit after searching with it, to add a custom Chrome search engine with that page's URL as the keyword. Which means that, if you click in the search bar from such a page, you end up at SearchBaron rather than Google.

'Reset settings' in Chrome does not delete the custom search engines, nor is there obviously a UI element for deleting them all at once.

If you scroll down to the bottom of the (obviously very long if the machine has been infected for any length of time) list you can click delete repeatedly rather than having to reposition the mouse after deleting each one manually.

There is a Chrome extension that prevents pages from setting custom search engines, which I've installed on that Mac.

Can anyone reading this think of a better (more google-juice) place I could put this writeup; I tried adding a comment on the macsecurity.net post about SearchBaron but their comment engine isn't working.

Mac malware removal has an especially bad case of malicious search-engine optimisation around it, which would be challenging to compete with.
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On the grounds that my house is really not big enough for three adults, two tweens and a baby, I am attempting to turn it into a large pile of money and use that large pile of money against a bigger house.

If you are nosy, want to see what a professional photographer with an excessively wide-angle lens makes of my house, or especially if you have access to a large pile of money and are actively interested in a two-bedroom end-terrace house in Arbury with open-plan downstairs, a large conservatory and a medium-sized workshop at the end of the garden, you might find

http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~twomack/1031873.pdf

of interest
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Still not sure I've got over the cold that I had at my last post three months ago - I tried a couple of 5km runs on consecutive days near the start of lockdown and my lungs complained for a fortnight. I'm managing hour-long cycle rides aiming for every other day, I was sad how wobbly and breathless I got after two hours weeding in the midday sun on Tuesday but Kirsten made an insightful comment about mad dogs and Englishmen.

I got my group-project for the MSc finished and submitted, am slowly reading through the tables of contents of various relevant-seeming journals for the individual project … it's almost tempting to write about the sociology of people who have clearly been doing similar-shaped projects to mine for the last 25 years without very much progress.

Slightly fretfulness-inducing weekend: uncle Philip is very ill in Inverness (at least there's a diagnosis, it's dilated cardiomyopathy), and my pregnant sister-in-law Marian has just gone into the Rosie to be induced (at full term).
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45s plank x2
27.5kg x15x2 row
113 cal 1km 7:47 xcski
35kg x15 pull down
12.5kg x15x2 shoulder press
27.5kg x15x2 chest press
104 cal 1km 7:55 xcski

It turns out I had enough of a cold that I was hopelessly short of breath after a minute on the running-machines, and I ran out of weight-waving steam very quickly too. Moreover something had broken down in the gym and the showers in the changing room ran cold.
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Twice in a week!

202 cal 2km 15:07 run
27.5kg x15x3 row RAISE
35kg x15x3 pull down STAY
25kg x15x2 chest press RAISE
12.5kg x15x3 shoulder press STAY
100 cal 830m 6:36 run
120 cal 910m 8:00 brisk walk
80 cal 600m 6:01 xcski
200m breast stroke

Also I discovered that the running and cross-country-skiing machines had a mode where they showed you walking up a hill in New Zealand or around a zoo in Costa Rica as you proceeded, and it turns out that having an interesting view perceptibly increases my endurance.

This is the second time in a week that I've gone to the gym at roughly-supper-time and left it not feeling like supper at all - not even like a mug of hot chocolate before bed.
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155 cal 10:01 xcski
25kg x15x3 row RAISE
32.5kg x15x3 pull down RAISE
25kg x15x3 chest press STAY
12.5kg x15x3 shoulder press STAY
51 cal 3 min 450m run
200 cal walk uphill / slow run

No lectures for me this afternoon, so I went back to the flat after lunch, had a quick lie-down which turned into two hours of sleep, but it was still early enough to get to the gym. I'm now in a slightly floaty surprisingly-not-hungry post-gym fuzz; I expect to be ravenous at breakfast time.
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400 metres breast stroke
400 metres front crawl
50 metres just kicking

The just-kicking was incredibly slow (I think Kirsten was doing three laps to my one); I'm sure I remember swimmers saying that most of the power came from your legs if you were doing it right, from which I deduce that I'm not doing it right.
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100 cal xcski 6:21
15kg x15x3 shoulder press LOWER
22.5kg x15x3 row RAISE
50 xcski 4:01
30kg x15x 3 pull down RAISE
25kg x15x 3 chest press STAY
53 run 450m 3:00
50 run 430m 3:01
50 xcski 420m 3:41

There would have been more running were the gym less busy. On my return I developed a craving for yoghurt and have just eaten a whole 450g pot of Onken.
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This morning was my first parkrun for six months, and my worst parkrun time ever. My calves ache, which I expected, and the back of my neck aches which I didn’t really expect. But I made it all the way round.
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250 cal run 1.9km 15 min
15kg x15x3 shoulder press STAY
22.5kg x15x3 chest press RAISE
27.5kg x15x3 lats pull down RAISE
100 cal xcski 1120m 7:56
22.5kg x15x3 row STAY
105 cal stairs 22 floors 6:00
50 cal cycle 1.18mi 5:09
100m front crawl
100m breaststroke

My shoulders were quite sore Thursday and Friday after the gym on Tuesday, so I sought advice from one of the more gym-bunny #chiarkites, who said that 0.6 the weight for 45 reps as 3 groups of 15, rather than 12 all at once, would be a better way to build muscle rather than damage it.

STAY is 'that felt quite hard work by the fifteenth of the set, I'll keep at that weight', RAISE is 'I could probably add 2.5kg next session'.

In order to save on plastic the gym has a water dispenser but no cups. Swimming while thirsty from other exercise leaves me drinking slightly more pool water than would be ideal.
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250 cal elliptical machine
20kg x12 shoulder press
52 cal (5 min) cycle
35kg x12 chest press
45kg x12 lats
30kg x12 row
135 cal 1km run
35kg x12 row
6kg overhead x25
22.5kg x6 shoulder press (aiming for x12 but ran out of arms)
200m front crawl

The weights are about the limit of what I can do 12 reps of, I should probably go down 5kg on each machine and see if I can do three circuits of 12 reps.
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In an extremely traditional action for a thoroughly unfit 42-year-old, I signed up at the local gym in Bedford (20 minutes' walk from the flat, a decent pool and lots of machines) and spent 90 minutes there this morning. It's more expensive than the gym on campus, but it's a lot bigger, it has a pool which the campus one doesn't, and it doesn't require the logistics of carrying gym kit and packed lunch around campus all day and then timing things very precisely to hit the hourly evening buses back to Bedford.

I had an exam on the 3rd (rocket engines, it went reasonably) and have one on the 10th ('systems engineering', the way that spacecraft have mass and power budgets which are very tight and through which everything you might want a spacecraft to do interacts); teaching starts up on the 13th, with four-hour sessions on advanced astrodynamics each day starting at 9am (meaning I need to be on the 0750 bus), so I've got a week in which I should work on the group design project.
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I’m in Dublin. It’s quite a well-attended con in not a terribly large set of venues (commendably central in a fairly compact city, but not the sort of city-block-sized shed I associate with Worldcons), so there is an awful lot of queuing and not enough space for everyone who wants to sit down to do so at once. You have to stand in line twenty minutes before the panel starts, apparently even if you’re a panellist!

Saw a good panel on food in fantasy (which pointed me at an absolutely delightful ‘Anthony Bourdain films in Narnia’ fanfic) and a wonderfully enthusiastic Chris Garcia presentation on personalities from the earlier history of computing; lunch with Jo Walton and Ada Palmer, supper of pulled pork inna bun in the corner of the bar. Conked out very early; four more full days to go.
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My model of the world is that, for most network-like purposes, computers are infinitely fast at computing and bottlenecked entirely by the difficulty of sending bytes across wires.

I now have two machines with 10GBASE-T network cards. I've plugged a cat6 cable between them, and done

ifconfig eno2 172.26.128.2
route add -host 172.26.128.1 dev eno2

on machine OAK and

ifconfig enp101s0 172.26.128.1
route add -host 172.26.128.2 dev enp101s0

on machine PINEAPPLE.

If I run 'netperf -H 172.26.128.1' on OAK I get 9411.48Mbits/sec throughput, which suggests at least something is running at 10Gb/s or so. Similarly 'netperf -H 172.26.128.2' on PINEAPPLE says 9402.15Mbits/sec.

But rsync between the 10Gbit interfaces on the hosts runs at the same 80Mbyte/sec that it did over gigabit ethernet and two switches. rcp is a bit faster (100Mbyte/sec versus 65), but I was hoping for high three figures.

OAK and PINEAPPLE both have fast NVMe storage which can be read and written at 2Gbyte/sec or so.

How can I get a file between these machines at at least half the wire speed? I feel I am missing some critical fact about networking in the modern age.
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I've been thinking about the trip quite a lot, but I think I'd decided not to talk about it much so as not to bore people, and as a result I realised at the beginning of this week that a lot of my friends didn't know, for example, that I was going off to travel round the world for seven weeks starting on Thursday.

I don't have everything down precisely yet (I may, depending how easy it is to edit Dreamwidth posts from a tablet on hotel wifi ten time zones away, update this as I go); all the hotels and transport in Australia are booked.

But I have bought all the flights in advance, so there are some fixed points; all times are local.

23/8 leave Heathrow 1045, change in Kuala Lumpur, arrive in Perth 25/8 1450

28/8 leave Perth 1750 arrive Adelaide 2210

31/8 leave Adelaide 1025 arrive Melbourne 1210

4/9 2200 Greyhound service Melbourne to Canberra arriving 0600

9/9 1150 scenic train Canberra to Sydney arriving 1615

13/9 leave Sydney 0955 arrive Auckland 1500
(booked one day at Auckland YHA because customs tend to prefer you to know where you're sleeping that night)

{ I am expecting during this period to spend some time in Hamilton where my housemate Dan now works, and to visit Hobbiton and the most famous New Zealand glow-worm cave; perhaps also Rotorua because that looks to be how the coach services fit together, perhaps Taupo because that's on the way }

22/9 leave Wellington 0835 arrive Queenstown 0955

{ there is some wiggling here where I plan to go to the Franz Josef glacier and then across to Christchurch on the TranzAlpine scenic train }

27/9 leave Christchurch 2000 arrive Auckland 2120

28/9 leave Auckland 2005 arrive Vancouver 1405 (yes, six hours before I left - International Date Line)

3/10 leave Vancouver 0900 arrive Montreal 1648

9/10 leave Montreal 1950 change in Keflavik,Iceland and get to Stansted 1615 10/10
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I know (as in, I am confident of baking and tend to get good results with) about three and a half cakes:


  1. the Christmas cake where you glue together fruit with a batter made from equal parts butter, brown sugar, eggs and spiced plain flour (start by mixing butter and sugar; then add beaten eggs; then add flour) and totalling about the same weight as the fruit, then bake slowly for some hours

  2. Chocolate brownies, where you melt together equal weights 'x' of dark chocolate and butter, beat together about 1.5x sugar and 0.75x egg, mix the two liquids, then add flour-or-ground-almond and raisins-or-walnuts-or-contrasting-chocolate-chips until the texture is right, and bake about gas mark four for about half an hour

  3. Sponge cake / chocolate cake (this is the 1.5), where you mix (vigorously with an electric whisk) in a bowl equal weights of self-raising flour, soft butter, eggs and caster sugar, replacing a quarter of the flour with cocoa powder if you want a pale chocolate cake and half of the flour with cocoa powder if you want a dark chocolate cake, and bake roughly like the brownies



I expect there are quite a lot of other kinds of cake which are as different from these as a Christmas cake is from chocolate brownies ... a bit of Googling suggests some Swedish ones where the liquid is saffron-infused milk, and I remember making a lemon drizzle cake which involved more than adding lemons at the caster-sugar stage and making a lemony drizzling syrup.

So: people with a much wider knowledge of the space of tasty cakes - can you suggest a point as far as possible from the ones I've explored already, so I can go there and widen my knowledge? I'd like things which are definitely cake, rather than bread or biscuits.
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I have a self-image as the kind of person who always has a book on the go and who reads at a ridiculous rate - I told Goodreads '52 a year' and thought that wouldn't be difficult.

I just finished number 19, which was Aliette de Bodard's _House of Binding Thorns_, featuring the cold shabby struggle between a Paris of fallen angels and a Seine of displaced Vietnamese dragons; this was one where I would read a chapter at the end of the day and drift off to sleep. It's the first book I finished in July. It's good, if you read _House of Shattered Wings_ you'll like it, it may be the only fantasy I've read with one of the protagonists pregnant.

It may simply be that I'm not on as many trains by myself; I don't think the lack of novel-reading coincides with having an Economist subscription, though that has meant my Sunday afternoons include two hours of sitting in a comfy chair with an ever-refilled mug of hot water reading quite dense reporting.

Trying some non-fiction (_The Box_, on Kindle, about how container shipping changed the world, _Sabres of Paradise_, in a physical hardback, about the Russian conquest of the Caucasus) next. It is sad that I am wary of reading _Sabres of Paradise_ on public transport because it is a thick black book with Arabic letters in gold on the front.

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