I own a house

[fivemack]

All the lawyers performed their strange lawyerly rituals; I have paid the solicitors enough to buy two cases of Laithwaites' best sauternes, HMRC enough stamp-duty to fund one junior nurse for six weeks, and the Land Registry the price of a decent mobile phone. On Friday after lunch I picked up the keys. Now I have:

an end-of-terrace house with

a kitchen with tiles with rabbits on,

the most seventies hallway ever,

and an overgrown garden with both the most amazing orange flowers and an outbuilding with net curtains

Comments

[akirlu.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! It's hard to make out details on your wildflowers, but the color is right for California/golden poppies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eschscholzia_californica) -- which grow fine in Seattle so there's no reason they couldn't in England, though I imagine they would count as an exotic invasive if anyone worries about such things.