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I asked on the Internet for axe-wielding maniacs.

Twice.

Did I get a single maniac? Whether with an axe or otherwise? No.

I got through two and a half structural roots in about forty minutes, and am now quite zonked. Also, I bought enough biscuits to feed an army of lumberjacks and now I have to eat them myself.

Date: 2010-02-20 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nojay.livejournal.com
I vaguely recollect that your begging letters of youre did not have a return address attached. There are press reports of mobs of axe-wielding maniacs wandering the globe, asking (not axeing) each other if they knew where they were supposed to assemble to disassemble.

I suspect this was a Cunning Plan to keep all the biscuits to yourself.

Date: 2010-02-21 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nassus.livejournal.com
Oh is this the follow up to the email I got with the subject that nearly made me delete it as spam?
I suspect the one from you in that other place I suspected as spam and haven't read is also the same thing.
And I did say I'd happily help if you provided teleporting services ;-p

Maybe it's the *way* you asked the internet for ax-wielding maniacs. Possibly most of your methods have been marked as spam.....

Date: 2010-02-21 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonathan mcdowell (from livejournal.com)
I too would have been happy to help given the provision of teleporting services. Or at least turn up and eat your biscuits.

(I did not mistake your mail for spam.)

Date: 2010-02-25 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] downybearded1.livejournal.com
I wanted to be an axe wielding maniac, I really did! But sadly I live too far away... *sniff*

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