Wii Fit Plus

[fivemack]

There are desert-dwelling lizards who subsist on an exclusive diet of hallucinogenic mushrooms which are saner than this game, which my parents very kindly bought me for Christmas

• Train mind and body at the same time, by shaking your booty against light-up mushrooms the numbers on the illuminated ones of which must add up to a given total


• Balance on a giant beach-ball, as avatars of your friends dressed in clown costumes throw balls at you which you must juggle by waving your arms


• Ride a virtual Segway across a sandy beach, hunting down and bursting balloons held by partly-buried aggressive robot moles


• Three words: Marching Band Hero


• Four more words: Rhythmic Kung Fu Poses

And to add extra custard to this anchovy and weasel pizza of insanity, it also has a perfectly serious golf-swing trainer.

Comments

[hatam-soferet.livejournal.com]

You're...not joking...?

[downybearded1.livejournal.com]

lol, I have dreams like that!