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[fivemack]

I am in Vienna for a conference this week.

The hotel has five different kinds of cheese and three kinds of pork product for breakfast, so I am happy already.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Five cheese? Three pork?

No, that's all wrong! Everyone knows that the ideal pork to ham ratio is 2:1, a fact which is best proved by the making of a filled baguette.

[(Anonymous)]

Did I say pork to ham. Enthusiasts will know I really meant pork to cheese. That just goes to show how much your statement baffled me!