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Do not follow this recipe, it makes a bland and insipid stew

Acquire a quantity of beef bones from the butcher. Roast them in the oven for about half an hour, then stick them in a large saucepan with 2pts water, one onion quartered, one carrot roughly chopped. Ignore on low heat for four hours, turn off and leave overnight. Discard the bones, strain the stock.

Take one pack of Asda casserole beef; roll the bits in seasoned flour (flour + two sprinkles mixed herbs + a bit of ground pepper) and fry them in olive oil until brown on both sides. Put them in a casserole.

Chop five medium boiling-potatoes into bits about the size of the beef bits, chop four normal carrots into bits which are carrot-cylindrical and as long as they are wide. Put them in the casserole

Chop one onion into small bits, fry them in the pan you fried the beef in until well-fried. Deglaze the pan with a bottle of beer (I used Hobgoblin), transfer the beef-with-onion-in to the casserole. Add about half the stock.

Stick in the oven at 180C for an hour and a half, notice that the liquid is still very watery, add two tablespoons of cornflour mixed up with water, stick in the oven for 45 more minutes. Eat with peas and complain about the bland insiptitude. The texture's good, the meat lumps look right, but the flavour has escaped the meat and somehow not ended up in the gravy.

Date: 2008-06-12 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meirion.livejournal.com
I concur (surprise!) with all the others who say "use decent meat instead". You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, and, while I've not tried Asda's casserole steak, I'd be surprised if it's sufficiently better than Sainsbury's stuff to make it worth using for anything other than beef stroganoff where the flavour isn't really in the meat but in the sauce!

Also, garlic. Plenty of. Some strong-tasting mushrooms. And plenty of red wine. (And dumplings too. Even if it is a hot summer's evening -- if you've gone to the effort of making stew, you might as well go the whole hog. Oops, two cliches about pigs in a post about beef!)

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