Unfortunate broccoli accident
Today I decided to steam some broccoli for supper.
So I put it in a bowl, add a little water, stick cling-film over the top, microwave for three minutes.
I then pull off the cling-film, not realising that a bowl with cling-film over the top satisfies all the definitions of a pressure vessel, and 750W applied to 50g of water for 180s converts it into something satisfying many of the definitions of live steam.
Now I have a blister on my right thumb, which I have covered in a sticky goo made from herbs and lanolin. This is as messy a substance as can be contrived, and makes typing, as well as the use of mice and spoons, inconvenient.
Though the broccoli (with baked potatoes and a little steak-and-kidney pudding from Tesco) was nice.
So I put it in a bowl, add a little water, stick cling-film over the top, microwave for three minutes.
I then pull off the cling-film, not realising that a bowl with cling-film over the top satisfies all the definitions of a pressure vessel, and 750W applied to 50g of water for 180s converts it into something satisfying many of the definitions of live steam.
Now I have a blister on my right thumb, which I have covered in a sticky goo made from herbs and lanolin. This is as messy a substance as can be contrived, and makes typing, as well as the use of mice and spoons, inconvenient.
Though the broccoli (with baked potatoes and a little steak-and-kidney pudding from Tesco) was nice.